The starlings and crows took possession of a dumpster at a McDonalds. I watched them. They were all fat little birds and I wondered if they died of heart disease or fatty liver disease or if it mattered at all in bird metabolism. I suspect it does. It is probably written up in some scientific journal what the intake of french fries does to a middle age starling. The crows helped themselves to a dumpster meal and eyed the starlings. A plumb, dead starling must be a nice blend in the diet for crows.
My boss, Mr. Finkelstein, gave a talk on Christian-Jewish relations tonight. French fries for the soul. I like french fries. I hope I don't keel over soon.
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