Saturday, November 24, 2007

Cleaning up....the mail


Today I am cleaning up. No, not the turkey or the pie or the stuff that fell on the carpet. It is paper-cleaning-up time. The post office sent me a survey addressed to Michael Himmelfarb. The problem with us Himmelfarbs is that we never had a Michael in this house and have no near or far relatives who are called Michael. Now how should I rate the post office? If I were to return the questionnaire I would pose as Michael. That's no good. If the post office is keeping tabs on these questionnaires, they have to figure that they were inefficient and never reached Michael and that is the truth.

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