That's what it was tonight. I am in charge of the African rainforest goulash monkey. These monkeys eat cicadas. We are supposed to come up with a mission statement for the next meeting.
Mission Statement:
The mission is to procreate and multiply African rainforest goulash monkeys, just like the Bible says.
I keep the African rainforest goulash monkey happy by cutting up his fruit, cleaning his cage and making sure he is mentally stimulated. Special treats are live cicadas. I sit in front of the cage and purse my lips and say things like: "goooh" and "vooh." End of duty, end of mission.
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