Eating your garlic in private

I have this garlic blog. I invite people who love to eat garlic to put their name on the blog. Garlic Eaters United. So this morning I got a reply from one of the Humble and Faultless church members that they like to eat their garlic in private so that only the Father can see and they don't want their name on the blog. The Humble and Faultless church members know on which side their bread is garliced. I would just love to come up with a good reply but can't think of anything.