Brown or Black Squirrels

I suggested to the nun that she come along and become a Third Order Black Squirrel. They give you a black squirrel coverlet over your casket when you die. She agreed without thinking but yesterday came back and told me that she is only coming on a trial basis because she thinks the brown squirrels' third order might be more to her liking. I had tried the brown squirrels' chapter some years ago. Unfortunately, they were very lame, lame not tame. I told the nun that she could switch squirrel fur any time. The black squirrels here are into art. The brown squirrels are into the environment.