Dear Chucky

Dear Chucky -

I know you are very fond of me but despite your advances, have you ever heard of a pre-nuptual agreement? That means I keep my money and you keep yours. Sorry, I won't pay off your debts and you won't inherit anything either. Well, yes, I am disappointed, too, but we all have our disappointments in life. You will get over it.

Yours fondly,

Lara