The Bridal Dress

I read today that we need to work on our bridal dress - our life - for the ultimate nuptials - our death. Well, when I get up there the Lord will lift up my bridal dress for all to see and shout: Y'all, this is a perfect example of not to do it. With that there will descend 10 plagues on the earth and the flood. I can't see myself getting a decent bridal dress together. Too many knots and stray ends and food stains. I am not sure what I am weaving or sewing together is even a dress. A pant suit? I don't know. And white? Don't make me laugh. Is black an option for a wedding dress? These are the things to ponder. However, I am firmly convinced that he can make a Cinderella out of me. It will take some time but he can do it.