Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Friderico

My friend Friderico heard about my cheese business and also wanted to start his own business. It is good to be self-employed. Nobody can fire you. He decided to design a new companion doll for Barbie. He is Chucky the Walking Bathrobe. Just in time for the beach season. Friderico had a batch made in China and they arrived yesterday and have been a big disappointment. Too much lead in and around Chucky the Walking Bathrobe, especially around his brain. Now we have to destroy the dolls. In the meantime Mr. Seligman is high up in the Alps learning the cheese business from scratch. I told him to roll the cheeses down the mountain so that when they arrive at the bottom of the hill they will crush the boxes with Chucky the Walking Bathrobe. Then we will insert the flat Chuckies into the cheeses and export the cheese to China. The cheese should be heavier this way and we will get more Euros and our lead problem is solved, too. Friderico is ordering a new batch of new and improved Chuckies the Walking Bathrobe. Mr. Seligman has also shown an interest in working with Friderico and wanted to see some of the designs. I thought they were in Fridericos blogs but his designs about Chucky the Walking Bathrobe come out better in his other communications.

It has been quiet in my neck of the woods. No more incoming....Now I think there might not be. Wise decision. We will all sleep better. However, my steel helmet is close to my bedside and I will be ready in the future.

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