You are cordially invited to the opening of our Swiss Cheese Joint Venture.

Applications are now accepted for Head-cheeser, and Assistant Head-cheeser and bus-cheesers. No experience is necessary. We train in the fine art of handrolled cheese from the top of the mountain down in the valley. Good walking shoes are required. No flip-flops permitted. We only deal with the finest cows. We treat our cows as family: We own Milly, Dilly, Sally, and Moo-Moo.