Dear Heloise
How does one get rid of walking, talking bathrobes? I have one and I would like to shred it. Any suggestion?
Yours Dilly

Dear Dilly,

Getting rid of walking, talking bathrobes? Have you tried the shredder since you mentioned you'd like to shred it?

Well, probably not a good idea because then it gets all over the rug and then you have to call the rug cleaners, put the pets at the Vet while the rug gets cleaned of all the bathrobe confetti, so it could be costly!

I suggest cleansing the bathrobes so they will SHRINK and THINK SMALL! But, the right kind of detergent is a tough one when you consider the colors and terry cloth that could fade with bleach! Well, that's it! Bleach will make them fade!

Fading away and going away are two different things, however.....too bad you couldn't just wave a magic wand and POOF! ALLLLLLLL GONE! You could write the Mighty WIZARD overseas to see if he has any suggestions....he's very knowledgeable about bathrobes, I hear!

Just call me "The Sorcerer's Apprentice!"
Heloise