Dear Heloise-
Why do so many priests have attachements to weird women?
Dilly

Dear Dilly,

They have weird attachments to weird women because the weird ones are SAFE! They've got titles out the ying yang, are married to Someone Else, and so no problems with commitment!

Fortunately for you, Dilly, you are not weird -- you are a VERY NORMAL woman so you pose a threat, see?

It's all about taste and theirs is obviously, sour! I was a Chef once so I know these things!

Heloise!