Diet

I am on a diet. I just started. At least I am turning the boxes around and look at the labels. That's all - I am looking. But it is a start. I figure turning the boxes equals exercise and I burn another calorie. Stay tuned. In 40 years I may fit into my wedding gown again. Just in time to get burried having a nice slim figure. Perhaps by then I will be the poster child for a coffin ad. "Call us if you want to look like this in your coffin. Don't let your family be distraught. We can make you beautifully slim even if you were overweight in real life. In an emergency, we will saw you in two."