Mr. Seligman

Mr. Seligman came back from his honeymoon. He is supposed to be my new branch manager in the cheese factory in Zurich. His main job is to roll down the cheese from the mountain right into the factory. Unfortunately, he decided to construct a motorcycle out of two cheese wheels by sticking a handle bar through the first cheese. He was going to sit on the second cheese. 100% gas efficient. He fell off, the handlebar went through his brain. It lodged there permanently. It a new form of brain implant. He landed in front of a herd of cows. The cows all laughed. La vache qui rit. "The cow that laughs" - it is a brand in case you don't know. Thats how we got it. Mr. Seligman looks like a bull with horns. He has one red kerchief tied to each end so people see him coming. Mr. Seligman wants to try again. Stay tuned.