A wedding or a funeral

I blogged about my own funeral earlier and then opened our very own local Catholic medical journal and saw an article about weddings with Mr. Seligman. Mr. Seligman gets inundated with weddings because he is also a ventriloquist and even when the bride and groom say "no" to each other, he can produce a very audible and convincing "yes." He does that so that the mother-in-laws don't faint. That is why we have so many annulments in the US. It is all the fault of Mr. Seligman. When the honeymoon is over and the bride and groom want a divorce, they accuse each other of having said "no" but the other partner always heard Mr. Seligman's "yes." So it ends up in Rome: "Ai donned knowy dis Cathedrala. Very strange do me!" And they give the couple an annulment and then it starts all over again: Next year in Jerusalem with Mr. Seligman! La Chayim!