The Olympics

I am watching the Olympics. The Chinese have gotten five Gold Medals as I am writing this but there are exotic Golds out there as in "air rifles." I don't even know what an air rifle looks like. Do they start at age five shooting at each other? Then there is Zimbabwe. A white woman who was born there but lives here got a medal in swimming. Does she get her farm back? Will her white face be on every bus now in Zimbabwe? The Lord has a sense of humor. The house hold name is Prapawadee JAROENRATTANATARAKOON from Thailand. She also won a medal. Say it at least once real fast and you will get a Gold for that. The Germans have not gotten a medal yet. The East German Communist drills are gone and see what the decadent West will do for you! Who wants to practice swimming up and down a lane or shooting each other with an air rifle when you can go to Karstadt and buy a Schnaeppchen. I'd rather would just sit myself in front of the Tele (that's TV over there) with a good wheat beer and a wurst with senf and watch somebody else killing himself or herself.

Guten Appetit! Go ahead you Chinese.