Demons in the Microwave

My microwave is possessed. It stopped working, started again five minutes before the repairman came last time around, stopped working again after two weeks and came on today in the middle of testing but the repairman could not find anything wrong with it. The Big Herod would have a field day with this microwave. He would call for a deliverance service and strip the microwave to its underwear while his sensitives would turn around and shield their eyes. Well, I will do without the Big Herod and pray to the microwave saint or saints. There's got to be one or two around. If it goes out again, I will buy a new one.