To celibate or not to celibate.

All my men friends are celibate. I don't know why. It just so happens. I have no problem with it. If I would be younger, I'd love to be an extern with the nuns next to Fr. Wolfgang. I love to read, get together with any friend for a good meal and conversation and then enjoy the privacy of my home. One of my white hood friends is advanced in years and likes to wear dark glasses because his eyes are sensitive. So naturally, people ask me if he is blind. "Heck no!" I have to tell them "And he about to buy a car!" Yep, that is what he wants to do. I am not in favor but try to tell an old man something and even the most celibate will get a nasty streak. There comes the time in a celibate's life when they start responding to you: "I don't give a damn!" By that time they are at least 75........Starrsinnig.