Little Red Riding Hood

The orginal version, German of course, has it that the woodsman looked for Grandma and found the big bad wolf in Grandma's nightie instead. Fast asleep. The woodman really would not have known that it was the wolf, the disguise was so good, if it had not been that the wolf snored loudly. Grandmas don't snore loudly. Everyone knows that. So the woodsman cut open the sleeping big bad wolf's stomach and filled them with river stones. Same river stones that the Big Herod wants to use in his foundation now for his expansion project. The wolf woke up and was thirsty and went to the river for a drink and because he was stomach heavy as he bend over, he fell into the river and drowned. Stone to stone. Don't bend over. The rest of us lived happily ever after until now.