Going blind

Visited Rabbi Seligman in the temple after feeding the homeless. The poor man is going blind! He had a big German Shepherd walking next to him. Lovely little fleece collar around his neck. And the darnest thing was that the German Shepherd must be going blind, too, because he had a lovely little poodle at his side. I think I am going blind, too, because there came the silver platter on which a female breast was passed around. Whaaaat? Oh, it was the German Shepherd's shabbesdeckel. Other than going blind Rabbi Seligmann has lost some weight and looks good but what good is it when you can see it any longer yourself?