Sunday, March 15, 2009

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They discovered mice in our factory. Now Mrs. Hitchley is going to "get a team together." Oh folks I can see it: the Teutonic Knights on horseback led by Damsel Hitchley are going to vanquish the mice. The poor mice don't have a chance. I am going to put up signs: Mice - if you know what is good for you clear out! You will not survive this round-up. You are history. Funny, how this line comes up recently.
We had a board meeting today. I had the honor of giving my report first because I had another get-together with all the people who were recently in the Holy Land and so I had to clear out early. Nothing was said but Mrs. Schnitzel still nurses a toothache. It was quite obvious. Also at the Holy Land get-together I spoke to two priests about a fantastic black hood speaker. Friend of Fr. Valieriano. Both gave me the go ahead to recruit him for a mission. That will keep me busy. I don't do missions at the factory and I am not even invited to participate in any planning. Never have been. Well, it is their loss.
Fritz is a riot. He eats, sleeps, pisses and all the other good stuff. Non-stop. Absolutely adorable.

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