Swiss heaven

I will have to visit the branch in Switzerland because somebody put some dynamite under the cuckoo clock and the poor cuckoo was blown out of his little house and now is hanging by the broken wires outside of the clock. Apparently dead of a heart attack and/or multiple internal injuries. It was apparently another cuckoo Al Queda attack. It is difficult to find these people because they use cuckoo women suicide bombers, all in their traditional black gowns, and this one apparently flirted with our cuckoo and once she was in his nest she shouted "you're history" before she detonated herself. BLAAAM! So now I have to go to Switzerland and prepare for a funeral.