How good is your aim?

I threw out two stale bread rolls tonight. It went "thunk, thunk." I realized that I had forgotten that the car war parked in the front and I hit the car with the rolls. I guess better than throwing out old champagne. The neighbors would have thought I am launching a ship. Actually, I could right now with all the rain. Then Paisley needed to go out to inspect the rolls. Every time I throw something out she has to check it out. It could be steak. Believe me, it never is but Paisley has to convince herself.