Sick People at the Herord's Land

Prayer requests have come in to pray for two people and they are very sick. However there is a side show. One of the Herod's anointed e-mailed everyone to pray for ONE particular saint. Then somebody else who does not want to be outdone over there e-mailed everyone to start a novena to another saint. One saint has to pee on the other saint to makes things effective apparently and one person has to always tell us to which saint to pray, otherwise - who knows - our prayers like rejected e-mail would bounce back to us.