Hurry up

This morning I get up at 6:09 to get to the 6:45 Mass. No time to shower but I have to take the dogs out. Dog A does not want to go out. Dog B does not want to come back in. Dog C is on a leash and does not care one way or the other except he hates steps and will not come in through the back door. He does negotiate the front door steps. Finally I am off. There is a lampshade by the side of the road. I just changed my own two lampshades in the bedroom. It ain't mine but I wonder if there is an epidemic going around in the area: Y'all change lampshades today! I drive by the big shopping center. Some lights are burned out. I read N R STROM. OK. I can solve the puzzle. Do I get a prize?