The Bife

Rabbi Seligmann lost his "bife." That is a cross between a bike and a wife. The insurance has kicked in and he is getting a new bife. The old bife left with the cook - pfft - gone. Upon serious reflection I cannot blame the bife for leaving. Rabbi Seligmann only eats raw onions these days and who would not leave under those conditions and especially with the cook? The little birdie left him, too. He was getting too old. He is now in a bird sanctuary living with other crows. The bald headed eagle is moving in shortly. The bald headed eagle has a handler and he is moving in, too. These birds of prey need attention.