Who reads this anyway?

I have had deep thoughts this morning about who reads this blog. Three people exactly and that is fine with me. Three people understand it because it is written with tomato juice and in the tomato language which blurs if you have not been initiated and baptized in the tomato. The three people are the nun, my friend Heloise, and Rabbi Seligmann. Blessed are those baptized in the tomato. Yes, there have been people who want to read it but I have refused to give them the secret tomato key. Others have had the secret tomato key and lost the key because they don't understand the tomato language.