Thursday, October 21, 2010

Rabbi Seligman

The Rabbi is back. He went to Mecca and ran around the Kaaba a few times and now he is fit to come back. Actually he got sick and tired of being in Switzerland and taking care of the cuckoo clock branch there. The head cuckoo was too cuckoo for him. The head cuckoo stuck his head out of his housing too many times when he should have stayed in his little house and Rabbi Seligman just could not teach him to stay inside. He tried dog treats and everything else to keep the main cuckoo confined to  his little house but nothing worked. Every single time the Rabbi passed by the cuckoo, the cuckoo came out and screamed "cuckoo." Now the rabbi is back to cheese making. Something he loves doing. He is even getting his own herd of cows. Mind you, it is only a temporary arrangement because milking cows constantly is pretty strenuous as well and the rabbi might like to milk goats in the future. Goat cheese is really the "in" gour-meeet cheese and who knows we might have a venture capitalist in the future. Venture capitalists wear a red biretta because they cause a lot of red ink everywhere. That is another story for another time.