The Big Herod

Now that the Big Herod is thinking of himself again and trying to close the book, I am testing him. I e-mailed him to find out if he had a good mover among his flock and if he had extra points to send his former associate weekend pastor to St. Helena. It's funny.

Moving Fr. Zee

I contacted the moving company to move Fr. Zee at the end of May. Next Thursday we will get an estimate. His brother is laughing his head off because I am arranging things and everythings is moving forward. I am a good organizer. Once I nail down a moving company, I will get the tickets for Fr. Zee and his brother to fly to the sunny island of St. Helena. Bonaparte is dead so there should be a room available that two brothers can share.

Oh the Irish....

I was too much under the weather today to dress green but many of my mice did. I miss mother on days like this. Mother was 100% Irish. No American mongrel.

Rabbi Seligman

Rabbi Seligman visited his former mistresses and many children last Sunday. He burped one of them. He leads a double life now. His legitimate family is in Canada and we are the ones south of the border and he sneaks across once in a while and sees us. It was good to see  him.

The shots

I got the swine flu shot yesterday AND the shingles shot. Today I AM shot. I am under the weather. The flu shot did not like this swine, I guess.

The Big Herod is leaving

I just can't get over it. It is so great........Apparently people in this cluster had recommended that if one priest were to leave - all of them should go. Great in theory but I would not want to be a new priest who takes over three different parishes all at once. The addition that the Big Herod built is "gold-plated" to the extreme. It would be funny if his plans came to naught and his worldly works would not procure a priest right away. I think there will be quite a few healing Masses in Canada. All these people need to be healed. Ms. Ritzfooder will carry the cross. He left a terrible legacy. If I had children I would have to say look at the Big Herod and never become a priest.