The son is reading all these books about euthanasia. I hope he is not after me. He is reading books like Euthanasia in the Coffee Shop, Euthanasia in the Grocery Store, Euthanasia by throwing books on Euthanasia at you, Euthanasia vs the old-fashioned Hammer method. I am getting paranoid. So far he has been a very good son. He claims all of this books are IMPORTANT. I wished he would order cook books like "decorating easter eggs in your spare time" then I would breath a sigh of relief and not worry about him so much.
