Canada

Today I made my monthly trip to Canada. You see weird things in Canada. I saw two men each walking a dachshund. Previously you could walk up to this foursome and with luck the dogs would mount each other and you knew who belonged to whom. Now you have to gently approach one guy and ask: "Are you married?" while pointing to the other guy. Then you have to point to the pooches and ask: "Or are you married to one of these?" Remember to be tactful.