A woman cut off her husband's penis - it happened once before - but this one added a new twist. She threw it down the kitchen garbage disposal and ground it up. Eeeeeekh. This was something new. Obviously what does not exist cannot be reattached.
Reader beware: This blog mixes truth and fiction. Names are routinely changed. Persons may be composites. If you think the person is you and you feel offended, it is most likely fiction. Then again, if the shoe fits.....