I was bumped from my chair today. The woman who wanted it said it had been hers for four year. Lots of coughing and burping today. At least everything came out of the mouth.
Reader beware: This blog mixes truth and fiction. Names are routinely changed. Persons may be composites. If you think the person is you and you feel offended, it is most likely fiction. Then again, if the shoe fits.....
