Christmas cheer

The pastor at a previous parish was a cad. Not nasty, just a cad. However, many of the mice at my current parish seem to know him and sang his praises today. One said that he once purchased a Christmas tree at a fire department lot and the tree was so huge that the fire department delivered it on a fire truck. Then inside the house he had to cut the tree down but he cut the top off instead the bottom! Goes with his coloring his hair and beard blond. The blond pastor.....Hmmmmm.