The Lab

I had to go to the lab again today. A check to see if my liver enzymes are coming down further - as they should. How to you get elevated liver enzymes? By drinking, drugging or kissing a wet dog in Slovenia who was not pasteurized. That was me, the third option. But what could I do? The poor thing was tied up in front of a bank and I started to get homesick. Of course you would kiss a dog right on the snout under those circumstances. Would you ever ask him first if he was pasteurized? I have no symptoms and I feel fine but should I die of liver failure in the future please put the proper cause of death in the obit: "Received the kiss of death from a Slovenian dog." Looks mighty impressive, doesn't it? And NO singing the Ode to Joy or I will definitely take up my mat and start walking in protest.