The welcome waggon.
Here at the Temple by the Quelle we have our computers in place, our software working, a fully functional keyboard and a new ministry: the welcome waggon. As soon as you sign up to become a member, our Rabbi will send you a letter welcoming you to the TBTQ. Then Miss Fritzly will contact you and arrange a mutual satisfying date and place to ask you what we at TBTQ can do for you. If you have filled out your ministry preferences she will introduce you to the various ministry leaders and make you feel welcome. What each ministry does will be explained to you. You have special needs? We will try to help you. You will meet the Rabbi if you have not met him. Yes, you will feel you have landed in the heavenly temple. Cup cakes, coffee and a tour of the temple included.
