The HAIR!!!!

This morning before Mass the temple virgins - there were three of us for set-up - converged and one of them told the rest of us that someone had complained about the Rabbi's hairy leg or legs. The other one said that there was a small group of ultra-convervatives in our temple. All three of us thought that this was pretty ridiculous because at the most the Rabbi shows his ankles. I am near sighted. Don't know if his ankles have hair or no hair. The Rabbi came with socks today. I asked about his hairy legs but I don't think he was aware of the ultra-conservatives's comment. Rabbi Seligman will get a medical certificate that he needs to show his hair which will be available for transplant to any ultra-conservatives.....