The Temple at Sunrise

Went to the temple this morning. Found a jacket that belonged to me and that the Rabbi wanted to sacrifice at the altar. Over my dead body. We fought over it. I won. Noticed that the Rabbi's ears are very close to his head. Looks very good, especially from behind. Why does one see that kind of stuff when one should be concentrating on God? He won't be riffed after all. They realized that a Jack in the Box would not cost any money but the person turning the crank has to be kosher and must have a degree from a rabbinical school and is VERY expensive. A Rabbi is cheaper. They made a contract with him. The Rabbi will work as gardener in his off time. Very fitting and very biblical. When I left the temple they were aerating the lawn. Very good lawn management.