9-9-9

Sounds like an emergency telephone number. It is not. It is Herman Cain's mantra to vote for him. Oh, it is so simple! It is so simple that it is idiotic. Right! The poor and the middle class would carry the burden again and the rich get a break. No more a progressive tax which is fair. 9-9-9 was proposed to Cain by some accountant buddy but the real economists who looked at this are saying that it would never bring in enough money to pay for the government. Cain calls himself the Haagen-Dazs Black Walnut because "it tastes good all the time." Call him the nut - that will be easier to remember.