Friday, October 21, 2011

Der Staubsauger and other things....

It stopped sucking. Literally bit the dust. It will be professionally cleaned or cremated whichever is cheaper. Just got a call to sub tonight for adoration for a woman who became very chummy with the Big Herod. Now that the Big Herod is gone, they actually think of me again if I am useful to them. I need to read books for Steubengrille and I might as well read before the Blessed Sacrament at the Church of the Seven Flags. I just have a few hours to put some books back into the book shelves. I have this great book project going on in my house. Once I inherited part of library from one of the brown hoods who retired I could never catch up. Then I had all of these books in my former office which I brought home.

What do you call it when a hose disconnects from a vacuum cleaner in a Catholic church? A hose-anna.

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