I have a suggestions for improving the Walmart/Target kinky policies that want to keep shops open on Thanksgiving:
Dear Customers
We will open at 6 a.m. on Thankgiving Day. Because we cherish your business we will hand you a turkey sandwich on the way in. Please keep it close to your chest. It has a timer installed so that by noon it will beep you for a break and a hot turkey sandwich is yours to consume. We offer our parkinglot - for free - for you to enjoy your Thanksgiving meal. Keep America beautiful. Enjoy your holidays with Walmart/Target.
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