Take a deep breath
Remember that your mother thinks she knows best even if she doesn't any more
Remember that she prefers all your other siblings to you or pretends to do so. You were always the problem child
Remember that she does not want to be lectured about ANYTHING at this point in her life or you might get a barage of cheap magazine in the mail where she has underlined every sentence proving that you are wrong
Remember that you can't force her to do anything
Remember to have a buffer with you when you take her out
Don't believe she is telling you the truth when she talks to you
Don't get mad at out of town relatives when they call you and inquire why you have not seen your mother in two years when in fact you just saw her six hours ago
Don't get mad at mother or she will do it again to you
Realize that behind your back she only tells good things about you to the neighbors
Realize that behind your back she only tells the neighbors how you neglect her
Call her up and tell her "I love you" and hang up quickly before you change your mind
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