Thursday, December 1, 2011

Stand Training

Dear Saint Merry-Weather just called from the office to tell me that I passed my Stand training and I can pick up my certificate next time I come around and can actually stand long enough to do that. At my age Stand training becomes very important as one has a tendency to fall over more and more.
Officer: "Are you drunk Madam?"
Me: "No, No, just a bit woozy and here is my Stand training certificate."
Officer: "I will recommend you for a Lay-Low Certificate."

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