What drives me crazy

Not many things but one thing drives me supercrazy, CRAZY. That is when somebody finds religion in numbers. On a personal level someone has been nasty to me but it would not look good to ignore me in public so they wave to me and say sweet nothings while surrounded by other people. Happened recently again at a funeral. The guy wrote me an e-mail once that he was scared of me (laugh right here) and did not really want any contact with me and now he playfully touched me on the shoulder, telling me he was glad to see me. He never apologized for the e-mail he sent me previously which was rather stupid if you know me. He never took it back. So I wrote him a very nice e-mail telling him that as long as his previous communication was in force to please ignore me in public. "It's a more honest relationship" when I am ignored in public by these holy men.