Chucky is coming

Heaven help us. It was raining today and I learned Chucky was coming. What next? An earthquake perhaps? I wrote Chucky's scribe a short note that he, Chucky, can stick - well, where do you stick these notes? Up, upon, on, on.....his microwave......Nowhere have I felt the duplicity more than with Chucky. Stick it to the little people and cater to the pompous. If I run into him, I will be on my best behavior. "How do you do, Sir?"