Menage a trois

The nun thinks my situation is a "menage a trois." I told her that means all three know what they are doing - not in this case. This is not a "menage a trois." We took her mother out tonight but my story made them so hysterical that they peed in their pants. The nun thought that in the future she would have to wear her mother's depends. Finally, the nun said that there was never a dull moment with me. She got that right. I have not heard back from the Crush yet. The nun suggested that the Crush can start writing romance novels now.